Why I'll Miss School

Yesterday in my Creative Writing class, my professor mentioned in passing "another disgusting piece of work called "The Lord of the Flies." After several protests from various students in our small class, the professor answered: "Ridiculous. That work is anthropologically pretentious." I laughed so loud.

I have finished my last big college paper. I will not miss this.

I had time to stop and get a Jamba Juice today before class. These smoothies are so incredibly delicious. I ought to invest in them, because their product is genius and awesome. There better be a Jamba in Norman. I already heard that I will be deprived of Chipotle and Freebirds. (Update: I just did a search and found that indeed, there is a Jamba Juice in Norman. Whew! That was a close one). Still, I will miss having a Jamba in such a convenient location.